From the credit union’s ATM I took out two one-hundred dollar bills.
I asked the guy sitting at the desk if I could change the bills. He said they are a cash-less bank and to try the grocery store. I left.
Across the street was a Bank of America. I go inside and wait in line. At the teller, I said I don’t have an account but asked if I could get change the bills. The guy said it’s a hundred dollar limit then proceeded to grab at the stack of twenties. I said that’s fine but I’d needed quarters though. In a cardboard box on the counter were 7 rolls of $10’s in quarters. I can only give you $50 worth and a fifty, he said. I agreed and left.
My first thought was, fuck this shit, I need to buy some bitcoin.